A Loophole That's Better Than Dentures

Government lawyers were recently thwarted in their attempts to confiscate the bejeweled "grillz" of two criminals who were facing drug and weapons charges. While the mouthpieces were most likely purchased with ill-gotten funds, they cannot be retrieved because they are permanently bonded (according to lawyers) and removal would cause damage to the teeth of the incarcerated.

Can I get a Lil' Jon "YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" up in here?

Of course, the lesson is that if you obtain a large sum of money illegally, just put it towards some nice mouth bling, and even the government can't take it from you. Isn't it nice to learn something new?